2 guys named George

asortoflight:

Turns out that replacing words in book titles with “Penis” is hilarious

Harry potter and the half penis prince.

kd-kid:

Friendly reminder that sloths are named after a cardinal sin

(via asortoflight)

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

(Source: icelikelollies, via maddramaqueen)

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

(via asortoflight)